Senior Man Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings Says, "Look at the choo-choo" Wets himself with a water pistol Plays in mud puddles Mumbles to himself.
I had gone in to get a head of lettuce and some apples. Unknown to me the floor was wet from the newly installed produce sprayers.
Down I went, hitting my head hard. When I came to, the manager of the store was sitting beside me telling me not to move, that he had called I said "My pager, I am Thou shall treat thy pumper as though it were your firstborn child.
Blow thy siren and shine thy light with great vigor enroute.
Be certain all those in attendance are affixed prior to venturing forth. Thou salt not leave thy station 'til thy door is openeth.
Thou salt not closeth thy bay door too soon. Thou salt closeth all compartment doors when thou art done. Thou salt never chastise thy driver for making a wrong turn when it results in a return to the firehouse. Firefighter Terminology Haligan Tool: Used for breaking headlights. What
Firefighter jokes short Kelly uses to break headlights.
Following another fire engine really closely on the way to a fire. Drafting on the way back to the station. What you do in the ashes to make your new turnouts look old. It was dry when I drove my Chevy there. When 4 kids are hurt and there is only 3 Firefighter jokes short aids, someone is getting Mutual Aid!
Little Firefighter A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look, "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
Fire Service Search Engine. Chief Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God.
Deputy Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God. Assistant Deputy Chief short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a "Firefighter jokes short" BB Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if special request is approved.
How to Prevent Clothes Dryer Fires.
How Do You Rank? District Chief Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog paddles Talks to animals.
Captain Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotive two out of three times Is not issued ammunition Can't stay afloat with a life preserver Talks to walls.